1. The first is from Kurt Vonnegut's triumph of popular fabulation [1], Timequake:
Trout again confronted him, saying, "Wake up! Wake up! You've got free will again, and there's work to do!" And so on.
Nothing.
Trout had an inspiration! Instead of trying to sell the concept of free will, which he himself didn't believe in, he said this: "You've been very sick! Now you're well again. You've been very sick! Now you're well again."
That mantra worked!
2. From the late nineteenth century Chinese and Japanese Art scholar Kakuzo Okakura's The Book of Tea:
Charles Lamb, a professed devotee, sounded the true note of Teaism when he wrote that the greatest pleasure he knew was to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. For Teaism is the art of concealing beauty that you may discover it, of suggesting what you dare not reveal. It is the noble secret of laughing at yourself, calmly yet thoroughly, and is thus humour itself,--the smile of philosophy.
3. Here is another one that I just remembered from Denise Levertov ("I learned that her name was Proverb"). I wouldn't call it 'amusing' like the first two, but it is nice:
those we meet for only
one crucial moment, gaze to gaze
or for years know and don't recognize
but of whom later a word
sings back to us
as if from high among leaves
still near but beyond sight
drawing us from tree to tree
towards the time and the unknown place
where we shall know
what it is to arrive
[1] If anyone from Berkley Publishing Group is reading this, please feel free to put "'A triumph of popular fabulation' --Matt Reed" on the back of any future printings of the novel.
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